Beware the kitten's claws ...

saltwatersound:

queen-of-the-dreadfort:

thehoundneedsabitch

fun fact: netflix was charging me $7.00/month extra even after i had cancelled my DVD by mail subscription because i kept …forgetting…. to mail this back in

the-study-of-wumbo:

stereolights:

It’s like his snoring got so bad that his wife left him and now he’s just forever alone with his extra-strength Breathe Right strips

maybe the strips were so effective that he inhaled his wife

the-study-of-wumbo:

stereolights:

It’s like his snoring got so bad that his wife left him and now he’s just forever alone with his extra-strength Breathe Right strips

maybe the strips were so effective that he inhaled his wife

Craving some after sex cuddles.

Maybe if I wasn’t so fat..
Me for anything (via boys-and-suicide)

gayblowjob:

*while watching porn* oh fuck yes that is so fucking hot jgklfdjkljgkldfds
*cums*
*porn continues* i am disgusted with myself